Dewey Is Back For Another Post

So I’m back. I guess someone found my post interesting, and my lovely human mentioned that I should try another post.

Today we are going to review something we carry in my store…. Yarn. I am a huge yarn consumer. Yes, you read that right. I like to eat the yarn my human brings out for me to play with. She says it’s for projects, but we all know the real purpose is to entertain me.

My current favorite is the pink one in my Nana’s yarn bowl.  She’s so nice to make a bowl for my favorite, tastiest yarn. The biggest problem is that my human, Charlotte, keeps taking it away when I find it again. It does make her play with me, so maybe I can’t be that upset.

My human said I forgot to tell you the name of the yarn. Did you actually want to know? I’ll have to get her to read it to me, but I just like the chew factor. It doesn’t instantly break into little pieces; it stays together well, so I can chew on it longer. It’s like humans and candy. They like to chew that…. I think she called it gum. That’s the one you chew forever… right? So this yarn is like that.

Oh, she said it’s made from 50% cotton and 50% acrylic. I don’t really know what that means, but she used it to make a really big sock. You could fit two of my legs and some more of me in it! I think it was made for her weird, hairless paws. Poor humans have to put stuff on to keep warm. They need some nice fur like mine, but I only want to give a few hairs here and there. I work hard on keeping my fur soft and pretty. I am Handsome and adorable. You know?

Right, yarn… This one’s good. If you have a cat friend, I recommend this one.

Okay,

Bye.

Edited by Charlotte: The yarn is Premier Minikins, and we have more than just pink. We also have some in stock that Dewey hasn’t tasted. He also likes the green color.